Neither can I, but that’s because he just sucks… and I don’t want to. He couldn’t even come up with a catchy name. Taylor Swift is a self proclaimed feminist, so, just spitballing here, I don’t think she would visit someone who formed a literal coalition called, “Pro-Lifers for Cruz,” which was headed by Tony Perkins who once said, the government has a responsibility to execute abortion doctors “in order to expunge bloodguilt from the land and people.” Scratch this whole, “get to know your soon-to-be ex-Texas senator,” game. I’m not completely sure where the angel that is Taylor Swift stands on politics, but I highly doubt she ever would have visited Ted Cruz and his family in the White House.
He also keeps in this makeshift, possibly above-ground shelter 12, battery powered, Walkmans and copies of every discussion he and Small Hands have ever had that would incriminate the both of them.Ģ.) Ted Cruz’s daughters love Taylor Swift We allllll know this man is planning for some kind of nuclear holocaust natural disaster, and he’s bought out multiple small grocery stores’ stock of Campbell’s soup. I would like to elaborate on these.įirst of all, I call BS on the cute little story that chalks this up to this grown couple can’t cook and that Ted Cruz can’t afford a private hibachi chef to cook in his lap when away on business cook when away on business. US Weekly once did a feature about secrets we didn’t know about Cruz. I would like to shift gears a little bit. I would say dead, but it died a while ago. The country was focused on the death of John McCain, therefore, arguably the end of civil politics as well, so the Zodiac Killer Cruz just had to bring the focus back to his decomposing campaign. He (and Small Hands) could not go ONE day with the focus off of them. It’s actually pathetic when Malone Cruz announced this event. Actually, it’s not suspicious because when you think about it, he’s willing to make any Republican friends this close to the midterm elections. In October, we will get to see Small Hands and Kevin Ted Cruz in the biggest g– d-mn stadium this country has ever seen at a slumber party KKK gathering Hilary Hitmen Meeting Cruz rally. It’s also a little suspicious that Small Hands is all of a sudden endorsing Ted Cruz’s campaign.
#TED CRUZ MEME KEVIN SERIAL#
And here I was believing Ted Cruz was serial victim of mail scams when in reality, he’s the scammer. This is textbook scam mail which is designed to trick the elderly into donating money. Ted Cruz’s campaign recently sent out a fundraising ad designed like a court summons. We are pretty sure if Ted Cruz is aware that he is under constant scrutiny…īut that didn’t stop him from ‘allegedly’ (we all know he did) violating Texas law today. Only 22% of Texan voters strongly approve of Cruz while 32% strongly disapprove. Ted Cruz running for office is comparable to Kevin Malone applying for a job in the warehouse and being taken on as an accountant instead. Personally, I think we could end it with the title.
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